So I got tagged by jans_intentions

List ten fictional characters you would have sex with (in no particular order) and tag 5 people to do the same. Here is where I prove that once and for all, that I am NOT a romantic. LOL....



1. Mr. Darcy. Pride and Prejudice.
I named him in the last meme that I did. My first and most enduring love for this fictional literary character has never wained.

2. Westley The Princess Bride.
Who can resist him and his "As you wish" comment. Cillian who is well aware of my love for this flick teases me often with that tag line. It is all the more delightful cause of his Irish accent.

3. Simon Templar The Saint
Okay...I know that he is a thief and a liar....but all relationships have their challenges. Besides if he looks like and moves like Val Kilmer did in the movie version, I do believe I can work with it.

4. Colonel Christopher Brandon Sense and Sensibility
Now I liked Edward Ferrars but I adored the Colonel. "Give me a occupation Miss Dashwood or I shall run mad." Oh...yeah!..not a problem. I'll keep you busy.

5. JD Heathers.
I was utterly fascinated by this character and Christian Slater portrayal of him. Still...while he reminds me of a smooth liquor he will end up burning you like a chip out of Vesuvius.

6. Bruce Wayne/Batman Comic book hero
What list would be complete without a super hero? And I like Batman cause of all the super heroes, "he really did have the most delightful toys" to play with. I'll happily play Batgirl to his Batman.

7. Mr. Big Sex in the City
Both firehead30 and I are huge fans of this show but she never really warmed to him. She preferred Aiden. Pfft, but that's okay cause I'll take him off her hands. The guy owned me when he answered Carrie's question "Have you ever been in love?" with "absofuckinglutely".

8. Paul"Fred" Varjak Breakfast at Tiffany's
Loved the movie, loved easy, laid back, thoughtful, lovestruck Paul.

9. Edward Rochester Jane Eyre
He is my second favorite literary character. I was just captivated by his wounded heart. Betrayed by his father when he was a idealistic young man, Edward finds solace through self-indulgence and debauchery. It is through his relationship with Jane, that he seeks and finds redemption. Which neatly leads me to my final pick cause he reminds me a lot like Edward Rochester.

10. Brian Kinney Queer as Folk
You know one of the biggest lies that Cowlip ever said about the Brian/Justin relationship was that they weren't writing a romance. Pfft...In my mind, Brian Kinney is the quissential romantic hero. He is a loner, damaged and wary of people, cynical and melancholy. He is outside the circle, an outcast who is introspective and flawed. He was alienated and often isolated yet had his own (and quite strong) sense of morality and ethics that was outside the conventional. He is a hero whose heroism is not involved in upholding the social order, but operating outside of it and sometimes in contradiction to it. In five seasons, I have seen Brian Kinney at his best and at his worst. It is easy to see his flaws; to see his "badness". It is especially easy to see because, as portrayed by Gale Harold (with the most beautiful and expressive eyes) he wanted us to see those things. To see his anger, bitterness, misanthropy, and outrageousness. But like the proverbial onion, as you peel away one layer, another appears and it is to catch a glimpse of those reveals that was a huge part of why he is so addictive. For all of his brashness, boldness, sarcasm, witty retorts, and funny lines, without those layers being shared with us, Brian would be a jerk. But he wasn't, instead he was compelling. Compelling enough for me to root for him, to cry for him, to laugh at him/with him and to embrace his non-defined, non-conventional relationship with Justin.

So yeah...gay or not, I'd have sex with him and ...often if he wished.
;-)


I tag doppelganger44, stephmck, pendulumchanges, happier_bunny, foreverbm